tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3666533987461945220.post7488044088814400506..comments2023-08-13T05:42:50.000-04:00Comments on DanJanifesto: Would Jesus Really Eat Mor Chikin?Dan Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06003691092934995730noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3666533987461945220.post-63556052611406605062012-08-03T21:10:31.196-04:002012-08-03T21:10:31.196-04:00Brilliant dissection of the hypocrisy of modern da...Brilliant dissection of the hypocrisy of modern day devotees in contrast to the character of their gods. I have New Hope! wait... they're not infringing copyright on George Lucas' Star Wars episode 4 are they? this could be good.dfieldshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13903505066184838320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3666533987461945220.post-9645065478825779102012-08-03T21:09:56.849-04:002012-08-03T21:09:56.849-04:00Brilliant dissection of the hypocrisy of modern da...Brilliant dissection of the hypocrisy of modern day devotees in contrast to the character of their gods. I have New Hope! wait... they're not infringing copyright on George Lucas' Star Wars episode 4 are they? this could be good.dfieldshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13903505066184838320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3666533987461945220.post-5796401791029475162012-07-08T21:56:09.730-04:002012-07-08T21:56:09.730-04:00Isn't there a story in the New Testament where...Isn't there a story in the New Testament where Jesus says,<br />"Before the neon Chik Fil A sign buzzes three times<br />one of you shall betray me."<br /><br />no? hhhhmmm. where did I hear this?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3666533987461945220.post-37413053884763267562011-11-28T20:53:47.393-05:002011-11-28T20:53:47.393-05:00Brilliantly stated Dan. I think Jesus and his Bir...Brilliantly stated Dan. I think Jesus and his Birkenstock-wearing brethren would go so far as to eat the kale crunchy raw like a true radical. Chik-fil-A can go anoint themselves with even more oil than they already are.Judy Tnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3666533987461945220.post-74212283640937236652011-11-28T18:53:50.491-05:002011-11-28T18:53:50.491-05:00Jesus, as everyone knows, was all about fish, fish...Jesus, as everyone knows, was all about fish, fish and more fish. There were no chikuns in that miracle at the Sermon on the Mount. Therefore, Jesus prefers Red Lobster.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13320364932093703442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3666533987461945220.post-75669170307535490372011-11-28T18:43:38.440-05:002011-11-28T18:43:38.440-05:00I would like to point out that, according to Chick...I would like to point out that, according to Chick-fil-A's website, they do not have even one location in the entire State of Vermont. There is only 1 location in neighboring New York State, and that is located on the campus of NYU in Manhattan; and there are 3 locations in total in New Hampshire and Massachusetts - all around the Boston, MA area. So it's not like the good people of the great state of Vermont are otherwise inundated with Chick-fil-A commercials for which confusion of their slogan could arise. I think Jesus would tell them to turn the other cheek. :)Leslie K.noreply@blogger.com